25 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Housekeepers.
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it."
"My housekeeping style is best described as 'There appears to have been a struggle.'"
"I am a marvel of modern science. I take a potato and turn it into a couch potato."
"The most important thing to do in your house is to clean it, but I like to do it the easy way—let the dust settle."
"I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. It’s like being the responsible adult I never wanted to be."
"If you think being a housekeeper is easy, you must be really good at floor gnoming."
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"Dust bunnies: one of the few household pets that require no care—but plenty of care to clean!"
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"In some parts of the world, cleaning is considered an art form. In my house, it’s just considered 'necessary.'"
"I’d like to clean my house more, but I’m not sure there’s a vacuum cleaner strong enough to tackle my ambitions."
"The best part of cleaning? Finding long-lost treasures in the couch cushions!"
"I told my housekeeper I'm going to start leaving her notes in the bathroom. I thought maybe 'You rock!’ or ‘Thanks for being awesome!’"
"Behind every great child is a mom (or housekeeper) who has no idea what she’s doing!"
"The only thing more exhausting than house cleaning? Thinking about house cleaning."
"Household chores are like a game of chess. The player with the most enthusiasm wins."
"Don’t worry about your house cleaning. It is impossible to clean something that will be dirty again in an hour."
"I clean because I care… about avoiding other, more boring tasks."
"I have a new housekeeper. I told her I hate cleaning. She said, 'So do I. I should be more popular then!'"
"To me, the biggest cleaning challenge is trying to get my kids to believe that putting toys away makes them disappear."
"Whenever I feel like cleaning, I just remember that there are children in the world who need to learn how to make a mess."
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"They say housework never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"
"If you want to make your house look great, just invite over a bunch of friends—you’ll clean faster than you ever thought possible!"
"Cleaning is just a reminder that my achievement for the day is purely cosmetic."
"A clean house is a sign of a wasted life."
