27 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Money And Being A Maid.
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable."
"I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough."
"The only thing that works is money. It’s like you can’t always bring your own sunshine, but you can always bring a check."
"I’m not broke, I’m just financially challenged."
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
"If you think money can't buy happiness, you don't know where to shop."
"I’m in favor of a salary for life, because I’m a maid and because I deserve it!"
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"Money may not be the root of all evil, but it certainly makes a mind think."
"I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me."
"Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it."
"When I had money everyone called me brother."
"The best things in life are free, but the second best are very expensive."
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
"If you think I'm a maid, just wait until you see how I clean up my finances!"
"I can't afford to not be happy; happiness costs money!"
"I'd like to be rich enough to buy my own stress, you know what I mean?"
"Buying a house is a great investment; the only thing is, you need a lot of money to maintain it - like a maid!"
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."
"Money can’t buy love, but it can get you a lot of other things that might help, including a good cleaning service."
"If I had a dollar for every time I got a new job as a maid, I’d own a mansion."
"Rich people plan for three generations. Poor people plan for Saturday night."
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"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half."
"A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dust bunny hidden is a maid's burden!"
"I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a paycheck—and maybe a maid service!"
"I can’t lend you any money. I spent it all on house cleaning supplies!"
"Being rich is having money; being wealthy is having time."
"I don't know what the future holds, but I do know it doesn't involve unpaid chores!"
