95 result(s) for Funny Quotes For 60 Year Olds.
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all… I just can’t remember it all!"
"I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"At 60, you finally realize you can’t take it with you, but you can send it ahead."
"If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one."
"I never thought I’d be this old, and I still don’t."
"Age has its own charm, at least that’s what I keep telling myself!"
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"It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything."
"You get to a certain age and you get ready for things to start falling apart, but for now, let’s just eat cake!"
"You're not 60; you're just 18 with 42 years of experience."
"I’m at the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"Six decades in, and I still don’t have any answers. But I’m getting better at asking questions!"
"Old age is when you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier."
"You’re only as old as you feel—so today, I’m 30!"
"If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door."
"To be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid."
"Just remember, you’re not old unless you’ve made the mistakes to prove it."
"The older I get, the more I realize I’m not actually growing up."
"They say age is all in your mind, but I’m pretty sure it’s creeping into my joints!"
"At 60, every time I remember something, I’m shocked it’s still there!"
"Welcome to the seventh decade, where the warranty on your body is officially expired!"
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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"At fifty, everyone has the face he deserves."
"It's a good idea to be a little bit older every year."
"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for as long as you want."
"You know you’re getting old when the driver’s license expires and the credit card doesn’t."
"With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."
"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."
"The older I get, the more I realize I’m not like everyone else."
"Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn't commit."
"As you get older, three things happen: The first thing you forget. The second thing you forget. And the third thing I can't remember."
"Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Old age is no place for sissies."
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"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
"I'm not aging. I'm marinating."
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
"Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning."
"At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all, and now I just can’t remember it all."
"I think I am going to be 60 for the rest of my life. After all, it's the best age to be!"
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"Sixty is the new forty. And I hate to break it to you, but forty is still a little rough."
"At 60, I’m still chasing the dream, but now it’s a nap!"
"I've reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"I can't believe I’m 60! Where did the time go? It's like it was yesterday that I was in my 50s!"
"Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up!"
"If you don’t learn to laugh at life, you’ll be missing a lot of fun."
"Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you."
"I don’t feel 60. I feel like I’m 18 with 42 years of experience."
"The older I get, the more I realize that aging is not about how old you are but how much you can laugh."
"At my age, chocolate is not just an indulgence, it's a necessity!"
"Aging gracefully is like the proverbial ‘juice’ that makes you feel young, or at least makes others think you are!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"You’re never too old to be young."
"The best part about turning 60 is that you’re in your second childhood!"
"60 is just a number. If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong."
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At sixty, I think I’m enjoying my life more than ever. It’s when you reach that age you realize you’ve really found yourself."
"I'm at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"You’re never too old to become younger."
"I can't believe I'm sixty. I still feel like I'm in my twenties… well, maybe thirties."
"Some people say you’re only as old as you feel. Well, I just feel like a kid with arthritis."
"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
"I think I am getting older. My back hurts, but I’m still young at heart."
"Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research."
"Aging is not lost youth but a new stage of opportunity and strength."
"The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been."
"The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity."
"Don’t ever trust a man in a suit. Especially if it’s your age."
"You know you're getting old when your children start to look middle-aged."
"When you are about to turn sixty, you should start thinking of your life differently; many opportunities lie ahead."
"There's a time for adventure and a time for comfort; I prefer the former, and I’m just getting started!"
"At 60, I’m a decade older and definitely wiser – or at least, I hope I am!"
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and can’t remember most of it!"
"I don’t feel 60. I feel like I’m 29, with 31 years of experience!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"At 60, I’ve found that if you make people laugh, they will forgive you for anything!"
"I’ve reached the age where my back goes out more than I do."
"Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"You know you're old when your back goes out more than you do."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
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