129 result(s) for Funny Dallas Cowboys Quotes.
"You can't eat the fruit from a tree you haven't planted."
"We’re not just doing this for the glory of the Cowboys or the fame; we’re doing this to win more games."
"There's a fine line between a catch and a drop. Luckily, I don't have that problem."
"Winning is the only thing that matters; that’s what we play for."
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
"The Cowboys are like Netflix; they’re always on top but keep getting canceled."
"I can't control what people say about me; but I can control the way I handle it."
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"I'm from Texas, I don't believe in losing."
"I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite."
"I think we need to go back to the drawing board—the board of the Super Bowl, that is."
"I'm just trying to own this day and focus on me and my team."
"Catch me if you can; I'm wearing my Cowboys gear."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all – said every Cowboys fan ever."
"Every time I think of the Cowboys, I think of my heart. It just races."
"I'm sorry, but I've got other plans—like watching the Cowboys lose."
"They say laughter is the best medicine; if that’s true, Cowboys fans should be the healthiest people on Earth."
"The only thing worse than a broken record is a Dallas Cowboys season."
"What do the Cowboys and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the iceberg."
"Losing is a part of the game, but it doesn't feel so good when you're a Cowboys fan."
"They say you can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a ticket to a Cowboys game. This is pretty close."
"A Cowboys fan's life is a series of high hopes and lower scores."
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"The Dallas Cowboys: Committed to high expectations since the 1990s."
"For every play, there are 100 opinions. It’s just that Dallas fans are louder – and wronger."
"You know what they say, once a Cowboy, always a lovelorn fan waiting for next year."
"You can put up with a lot if you're a Cowboys fan, including your friends' jokes."
"I'm convinced the Cowboys exist to serve one purpose: to give people like me plenty to laugh about."
"The Dallas Cowboys are the most valuable sports team in the world, and the biggest reason is they are not a good football team."
"You know you're a Cowboys fan if you still wear your jersey even though they're only winning in your dreams."
"The Cowboys are an organization that has too many fans and too little talent."
"I’m a Cowboys fan. We’re the most mocked and ridiculed fans in sports. But that just makes us stronger!"
"Dallas Cowboys: the only team that can make a great catch and drop it at the same time."
"When you’re a Cowboys fan, every season is a 'wait until next year' season!"
"The Cowboys are to football what clowns are to circus: entertaining but usually not taken seriously."
"I went to a Cowboys game and saw a joke. It turns out it was the entire team."
"As a Dallas fan, I've learned to laugh at my team—it's cheaper than therapy."
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"Being a Cowboys fan means never having to say you're sorry... for having bad taste."
"You can tell it's fall in Dallas: the Cowboys are losing just in time for the holidays."
"The best thing a Cowboys fan can do is invest in a good sense of humor."
"I told my therapist about being a Cowboys fan; now I’m on a waiting list."
"The only rings Cowboys fans are going to see are on their phones from winning calls."
"Dallas Cowboys: making mediocrity entertaining since the 1990s."
"I've seen better coordination at my family's Thanksgiving dinner than in a Cowboys game."
"You know you're a true Cowboys fan when you still cheer for them despite overwhelming evidence."
"Cowboys fans are like goldfish in a bowl; they assume this time will be different."
"The only place the Dallas Cowboys are consistently first is at the top of the comedy charts."
"Why do Cowboys fans like their team? Because they love a good punchline!"
"Dallas Cowboys: where the only consistent factor is the disappointment."
"They say laughter is the best medicine. So being a Cowboys fan has kept me healthy!"
"I'm a Cowboys fan, which means I choose to enjoy the show more than the outcome."
"When I die, I want to be buried in my Dallas Cowboys jersey. After all, they couldn't make it to the Super Bowl, maybe they can take me!"
"The Dallas Cowboys are the only team that can make a comeback—just not in the playoffs."
"The Cowboys are the team that taught me one important lesson: laughter is essential."
"There's always next year. It's a theme in Dallas for sure."
"The Cowboys are like a soap opera. Even when they're bad, they're still fun to watch."
"The Dallas Cowboys: the only team that can make you cry and laugh in the same game."
"Only the Cowboys could find a way to be both America's Team and America's Punchline."
"You know you're a Cowboys fan when you can party like it's 1999... every year."
"For the Cowboys, every season begins with hope and ends with disbelief."
"The Dallas Cowboys are great at inventing new ways to lose."
"If disappointment were an art, the Cowboys would be Picasso."
"The Cowboys have mastered the art of the dramatic loss; it’s a performance art at this point."
"Rooting for the Cowboys is like running after a bus that never comes."
"Being a Cowboys fan is like being on a rollercoaster that only goes down."
"It's not a season without the Dallas Cowboys finding a way to shock you... for the wrong reasons."
"The biggest mystery in Dallas? How they manage to keep breaking our hearts."
"Wishing on a star for the Cowboys to win is like wishing on a star for it to rain in the desert."
"If every Cowboys fan had a dollar for every time they were disappointed, they’d have enough for a playoff ticket."
"You can always count on the Cowboys to give you something to talk about... usually how they lost."
"The only thing slower than the Cowboys' playoff chances? The traffic in Dallas."
"If only the Cowboys could turn their talent for drama into wins."
"Dallas Cowboys: The immortal optimists’ team."
"Every game is a chance to celebrate or to curse, but that’s what makes being a Cowboys fan entertaining."
"The Cowboys could give a masterclass in how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory."
"Yes, the Cowboys have many loyal fans, but they also have unreasonably high expectations!"
"Cowboys fans may be good at predicting losses, but they still show up every Sunday."
"Dallas: The land of the Cowboys, where hope springs eternal, and heartbreak is customary."
"Cheering for the Cowboys is like going to a rollercoaster – lots of ups and way too many downs!"
"Dallas Cowboys: they may not always win, but they always make an impression!"
"The Dallas Cowboys are America’s Team, and that’s a fact. Just ask any Dallas fan – they’ll agree... unless they’re sitting with an Eagles fan."
"The Cowboys are a team that makes headlines, sometimes even when they lose!"
"You know you’re a Cowboys fan when you without fail tell everyone they’re ‘jerseys’ not ‘t-shirts’ during the playoffs."
"My favorite team is the Dallas Cowboys. My second favorite team is whoever is playing the Cowboys!"
"The only thing harder than being a Cowboys fan is being a Cowboys fan during a Thanksgiving game!"
"Dallas is the only place on earth where the sun shines brighter when the Cowboys win! At least that’s what they believe!"
"You can call them the Dallas Cowboys, but we all know they’re just trying to be professional heart-breakers."
"Rooting for the Cowboys is like waiting for a flight – sometimes you’re grounded longer than expected!"
"In Texas, high school football is a religion, and the Cowboys are the High Priests!"
"If you’re not a Cowboys fan, are you even living in Texas?"
"The Dallas Cowboys: Where the drama on the field is second only to the drama off it!"
"Every time the Cowboys lose, I have to remind myself: at least we’re not the Browns!"
"You haven’t seen loyalty until you’ve seen a Cowboys fan during the fourth quarter."
"Cowboys fans: living proof that optimism and denial can coexist beautifully!"
"A Cowboys fan will always give their team one more chance... until the next season starts."
"Cheer up, Dallas Cowboys fans! There’s always next year... until the Super Bowl, that is!"
"Cowboys fans are like fine wine – they just get better in their delusions with age!"
"What’s the difference between a Cowboys fan and a carp? One is a bottom-feeder, the other is a fish!"
"Being a Cowboys fan is like being in a relationship – it’s full of highs and lows, but you wouldn’t trade it for anything!"
"The only thing consistent about the Cowboys is that they keep us guessing!"
"Only a Cowboys fan would come back to the stadium again after three straight losses!"
"Dallas Cowboys – the team that knows how to keep hope alive, as well as the memes!"
"It takes a special breed to wear the Cowboys star – one that thrives on optimism!"
"The Dallas Cowboys: turning heartbreak into art one season at a time."
"I told my wife I was going to switch teams for the season. She said, 'You’re just moonlighting with bad decisions.'"
"You don’t choose the Cowboys; they choose you... and then they break your heart!"
"The only time the Cowboys had a running game was when Emmitt Smith was running around to find the bathroom at the Super Bowl."
"I guess my favorite Cowboys moment was watching the Super Bowl from my couch."
"The Dallas Cowboys are like a box of chocolates. You never know when they will get a win."
"Dallas Cowboys fans are the most loyal fans in the world. They just don’t always have something to cheer for."
"The Cowboys ended the season with no playoffs. I guess that’s what ‘season over’ means."
"The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are the only reason to watch the games half the time."
"Dallas Cowboys: bringing disappointment and joy in equal measure since 1960."
"Why did the Dallas Cowboys bring a ladder to the Super Bowl? They heard the playoffs were at a new height!"
"I told my friend I’d become a Cowboys fan, then I found out there’s no return policy."
"Being a Cowboys fan is like being in a bad relationship: you keep coming back hoping for something better."
"Only the Cowboys would find a way to lose a game in every possible way."
"If I had a dollar for every win the Cowboys have in the last two decades, I could buy the whole team!"
"Dallas Cowboys: we put the ‘fun’ in dysfunction."
"I used to be a Cowboys fan, but then I found out ‘fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me’ applies to sports too."
"The Cowboys have more blue than Smurfs."
"When the Cowboys score a touchdown, the only thing more rare is seeing a unicorn."
"The best thing about being a Cowboys fan is getting plenty of practice in heartache."
"If the Cowboys were a stock, I wouldn’t recommend investing. It’s too volatile!"
"I asked Siri how the Cowboys did this week. She laughed and said, 'Are you serious?'"
"Cowboys fans find that laughter is the best medicine—because we definitely need it!"
"There are two seasons in Dallas: football season and waiting for next football season."
"Cheering for the Cowboys is like being on a roller coaster—thrilling at first, but you end up upside down often."
"The Dallas Cowboys logo should come with a warning label: ‘May cause heartbreak and excessive laughter.’"
"If the Cowboys had a motto, it would be 'Next year is our year!' Forever and always."
"A Cowboys fan is like a magician—they can make hope disappear!"
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