98 result(s) for Short Funny Love Quotes For Him.
"I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together."
"You’re the reason I wake up with a smile every morning. That, and the coffee."
"I love you more than chocolate. And that’s saying a lot!"
"We go together like tacos and Tuesdays."
"I love you like a squirrel loves its nuts."
"I love you more than I love my dog."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries."
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"Our love is like a fine wine: it gets better as it gets drunk."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless."
"I love you more than I love naps."
"You’re the source of my caffeine addiction."
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever."
"You’re one in a melon!"
"I love you to the fridge and back!"
"You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you with all my butt. I would say my heart, but my butt is bigger."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn't love myself."
"You make my heart skip a beat, but only because I tripped on your shoelace."
"You had me at 'Let’s get pizza.'"
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"Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when you have a movie that you really wanted to see alone."
"I love you like an idiot loves a stray dog."
"I love you more than my phone, and that’s saying a lot."
"You're the reason I check my phone so often."
"You're the ketchup to my fries."
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"
"I love you even when you don't let me eat the last piece of pizza."
"You’re the slice of cheesecake I love to have every day."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you're Cu-Te."
"You complete me. Just like a taco is completed by its toppings!"
"If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you."
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"You're the marshmallow in my hot chocolate."
"I love you even when you snore like a chainsaw."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you, or should I say me before coffee."
"You’re like a fine wine, you make me dizzy!"
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. Then walk into a pole."
"I love you even when I'm hungry."
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it."
"I love you more than tacos, and that’s a big deal!"
"You’re kind of like a fart: you make me laugh and I can’t help but love you."
"You had me at pizza."
"Together, we make a great pair—just like a pair of socks."
"I love you more than my phone, and I really love my phone."
"You're the macaroni to my cheese."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
"You’re the cream in my coffee."
"I love you more than a cat loves catnip!"
"You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you (and caffeinated)."
"If love was a measurable thing, you’d be my infinite,"
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you so much. I would share my snacks with you."
"I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself."
"Together we can create a love bigger than our shopping bills."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile. And then walk into a pole."
"I love you more than my morning coffee, and that's saying a lot!"
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"Home is wherever I’m with you. Even if that’s just the couch."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"I love you not only for who you are, but for who I am when I’m with you."
"I love you too much to let you eat broccoli."
"You make my heart smile."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"Love is being stupid together."
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te!"
"I love you more than pizza. And that’s saying a lot!"
"You’re the reason I wake up with a smile... and sometimes a coffee stain."
"Our love is like a broken pencil: pointless, but I still love it!"
"I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"You're my favorite distraction."
"I love you even when you’re hangry."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"You must be made of copper and tellurium because you’re Cu-Te."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"You had me at ‘Let’s get pizza.’"
"I love you like a squirrel loves nuts."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you more than a cat loves a laser pointer."
"Together, we can have it all… except for that one piece of cake."
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple!"
"I love you to the fridge and back."
"You make my heart race like I just saw a pizza delivery man."
"I love you more than chocolate… and that’s saying something!"
"You’re my favorite notification."
"Let’s cuddling so we don’t have to talk about our feelings."
"Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-full!"
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"You're my favorite reason to lose my temper."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"You're the sprinkles on my donut."
"I love you more than my morning coffee, but don't tell it."
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