91 result(s) for Weird Birthday Quotes.
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m just a kid pretending to be an adult."
"There's something about a birthday that inspires a sense of youthfulness."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"The great thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you’ve been."
"You’re only as old as you feel. In my case, I feel like a kid in a candy store."
"I’m not getting older; I’m just becoming a classic."
"When they hand you that cake, it’s way too much icing and not enough cake."
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"Age is futile. Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
"You're never too old to get young again."
"There are three hundred sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know."
"A birthday is just a milestone on a long journey. Don’t stop at the milestone."
"Birthday: the only day of the year when it’s socially acceptable to be self-indulgent."
"It’s your day! Celebrate however you wish, even if that means doing absolutely nothing!"
"Another year older, but still a kid at heart."
"Life should not only be lived, it should be celebrated."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."
"Another year older, and I still don’t know where I’m going."
"Old enough to know better, but young enough to get away with it."
"Your birthday is the start of another trip around the sun. Enjoy the ride!"
"We’re all a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutual weirdness and call it love."
"You're only as old as you feel."
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"When you’re at a party, you don’t want to be the only one who doesn’t know what year it is."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, and heard it all. I just can’t remember it all."
"For my birthday, I would like a million dollars, a yacht, and a speedy exit from adulthood."
"Aging is like a fine wine. The older you get, the better you taste!"
"Let’s eat cake and celebrate the fact that we survived another trip around the sun!"
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m not actually old. I’m mature."
"I can’t keep calm, it’s my birthday!"
"Today, you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is youer than you!"
"The only thing better than cake is more cake!"
"I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all... I just can’t remember it all."
"You're older today than yesterday but younger than you will be tomorrow."
"The more you celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"Another year older, but definitely not any wiser."
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"You know you're old when you have more candles than cake."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn’t commit."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!"
"Live your life and forget your age."
"Do not count the years, make the years count."
"Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30."
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened."
"I’m just here for the cake."
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"It's my party and I'll cry if I want to."
"At my age, I’ve seen it all. At my age, I’m just happy to have seen it at all."
"The wrinkles only go where the smiles have been."
"You’re only as old as you feel. And I feel like a kid trapped in a grown-up’s body."
"Birthdays are a reminder that you’re still alive; rejoice in the state of being weird!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"It takes a long time to become young."
"My birthday cake is just like my life: Sweet, layered, and full of surprises."
"You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be older."
"Old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age."
"Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"If you can’t beat them, confuse them."
"The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"I didn’t get old on my birthday. I just got more awesome."
"They say the best birthdays are spent with those you love. I love to spend mine alone."
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have, the longer you live."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"When they hand you that cake, just remember: you're not getting older, you're becoming a classic!"
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"Count your life by smiles, not tears. Count your age by friends, not years."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
"Another year older, but still a kid at heart!"
"Birthdays are like software updates. They make us feel good at first, but then we realize they're just a reminder that we aren't as young as we used to be!"
"Life is short, eat dessert first."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Today, you are you. That is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional"
"Here’s to another year of experience, wisdom, and questionable decisions!"
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year!"
"Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"Don’t count the years. Make the years count."
"You’ve got to be a little bit crazy to be truly interesting."
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