128 result(s) for Funny Quotes By Betty White.
"I'm so glad I never got a divorce. I never wanted to be a widow."
"I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot."
"I've always been a late bloomer. I spent my youth in a state of confusion."
"I might be a little older, but I still love to act like a kid."
"I don’t care how old you are, you’re still a kid at heart."
"It’s your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself seriously, amazing things will happen."
"I'm so fortunate to be in a position to do what I love and to be able to do it in front of an audience."
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"People are not going to remember you for your big successes. They're going to remember you for your humor."
"A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream."
"I’ve always been fascinated by women’s brains. But mainly because I have one."
"I’m a woman and I’ve got my thick skin and worked even harder."
"It's not about the age; it's about the attitude."
"The older you get, the more you realize that life is just a series of little moments."
"There's nothing more entertaining than watching me walk."
"I’ve been really lucky in my career. There was no blueprint for what I was doing. I just followed my instincts."
"When you’re a little kid, you don’t care what people think, you just do what you want."
"My favorite part of the day is talking to my animals."
"You can’t help but be in love when you’re in the company of good friends."
"I never think of myself as a star. I just do what I do and love it."
"I want to be remembered as someone who was fundamentally upbeat and happy."
"There's nothing better than a good friend."
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"You have to love yourself first before you can love someone else."
"If you go through life thinking you won't die, you'll have much more enjoyment out of it."
"It's not what you do that counts, it's how you do it."
"I’m still the same person I was when I was a kid, just in a bigger body."
"Being a part of the New York women’s scene has always helped me to unpack."
"I'm not that into health food. I am into champagne."
"I’m the oldest I’ve ever been, and I’m going to be the oldest I’ve ever been!"
"You can't be afraid of what people are going to say, because you're never going to make everyone happy."
"I don't want to be a part of this world if I can't have a little fun!"
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"I’ve been blessed with a good sense of humor and a bad memory."
"I’m so lucky that I got to do what I love for so long."
"Why do people say 'grow up'? It’s a trap!"
"The best part of a long marriage is that you get to be with your best friend."
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"People say I’m not very ladylike, but I just think it’s a lot more fun!"
"I’ve always been a bit of a wild woman. People say ‘act your age,’ but I say ‘why?’"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anybody else?"
"You don’t stop laughing when you grow old; you grow old when you stop laughing."
"A lot of people say, ‘You’re too old to do that.’ Well, I say, ‘Why?’"
"I’m a firm believer that you can never get enough of a good thing."
"I was so lucky to be in the business I loved for so long."
"You can't let your age define you."
"If I weren’t a comic, I’d be a crime scene detective!"
"I sometimes wonder how I got this lucky in life."
"There's no way to be perfect. Just be yourself."
"Ego can be the worst enemy a comedian can have."
"I think you might be surprised at how funny I can be."
"You can't hold a man down without staying down with him."
"Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please."
"I don’t think of myself as old-fashioned. I think of myself as classic!"
"Age is just a number, but it’s also a reminder to laugh a lot!"
"I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot!"
"It's your life. Live it! You don't need a partner to live a full, exciting life."
"I'm not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Everyone needs a passion. Whether it's animal rights, or music, or movies, or gardening, you have to find what you're passionate about!"
"The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana."
"I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really, really well!"
"I’m a woman who enjoys the finer things in life, but not too fine."
"I’ve always been a little bit of a rebel."
"I’ve got a great sense of humor, and that’s what I really like about myself."
"I think the best thing you can do is find something you love to do and then do it."
"I’d rather be a surprise than a disappointment."
"I’m not just a career woman. I’m a career girl."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
"A happy life is a life lived passionately."
"I’m just so grateful to be alive."
"I think aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been."
"I’ve been blessed to have a long career and a lot of fun."
"Why do I have to wait until I’m dead to be famous?"
"It’s not about how you look. It’s about how you feel."
"Just because you’re aging, doesn’t mean you have to act your age!"
"I love being a woman, I love being a senior woman, and I love doing what I do."
"People say I’m a little quirky; I just call it unique!"
"I’m here to entertain you and have a good time."
"I didn’t know I was supposed to stop having fun because I got older."
"I found my way to happiness when I stopped being so serious and started living!"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time."
"I'm so lucky to be in a profession that I love. I've had the greatest job in the world."
"I’m not the type to get all dramatic and start crying. I might just say, 'Oh, for the love of food!'"
"I have no idea what my ideal weight is, but I’m pretty sure it’s a bit more than I weigh now."
"I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals; I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants."
"I’ve been so lucky in my life. At this rate, I’ll be 105 before I start to complain."
"You know, I’m still hungry, but it’s a different kind of hunger now. It’s lunch!"
"I enjoy being a girl, and I enjoy being a woman. However, I don't enjoy being told what to do."
"I’m not trying to be an unrealistic goal for people. I just want them to know I love candy."
"People say I have a quick wit. It’s probably because I want my jokes to finish before they forget what I said."
"If you don’t like me, don’t look at me!"
"There’s no reason to be a grown-up if you can be immature."
"I like to think of myself as a saint in training… you know, the funny kind."
"At my age, I can still knock 'em dead by just falling down."
"Age isn't how old you are, but how old you feel. And I feel like a kid sometimes!"
"I’ve had the good fortune of being married three times. That’s three husbands who learned the same lesson!"
"Anytime you can make a laugh or a smile happen, that’s a gift."
"The only thing better than a good friend is a good friend with chocolate."
"I'm lucky to have a great family, fantastic friends, and an awesome career. I’m like a kid in a candy store!"
"Why do we have to grow up? I know more adults who have the children's approach to life. They’re the ones I want to be like."
"Keep your sense of humor; it’s an important thing to have during life’s ups and downs!"
"It’s not about the years in your life, it’s about the life in your years—a funny and adventurous life!"
"I think the best thing about being an actress is that you can play the fool openly!"
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. Just keep laughing!"
"If you can’t make fun of yourself, who can you make fun of?"
"I'm just a little old lady in a big old world."
"I’m not a picky eater. I’m just too busy being fabulous to eat."
"People say that money talks, but it can't scream like a toddler."
"I can’t change how people treat me. I can’t change how they think of me. I can only change how I react to it."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot."
"You can't be afraid of what people will say. You can't be afraid of what people will think. Doing what you love is what matters."
"I don’t eat dog food. But I have tasted it, just to see if it’s really that bad."
"My favorite animal is the sea otter. They hold hands while they sleep."
"I’m not a cool person. I’m a warm person."
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone."
"You’re never too old for anything."
"The best part of being in your 90s is all the people you get to laugh at."
"I have no regrets. I wouldn’t change a thing."
"At my age, I don't have to worry about being cool anymore."
"My mother always said, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
"I’m a little bit of a handful!"
"I’ve had a wonderful life. It’s really been an amazing journey and I admire it."
"I love being a woman."
"I’m just going to keep on doing what I love to do."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, then you won’t be able to laugh at anyone else."
"I think the future is bright. It’s going to be interesting."
"You’re only as old as you feel."
"I love to laugh, and I always try to find the humor in life."
"A great friend is a great friend, no matter how you earn them."
"I guess you could say I’m a little racy!"
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