134 result(s) for Pineapple Express Quotes.
"This is the most serious thing I've ever done."
"I am a big fan of the pineapple express."
"You’re a little bit of a circus bear, aren’t you?"
"I got that strain you like, Pineapple Express."
"You’re gonna need a lawyer."
"You wanna go to a murder scene? For real? It’s crazy."
"I’ll never give up. I won’t let you down."
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"You’re not just some piece of shit! You’re a person!"
"How are we not dead?"
"I think I'm gonna have to smoke another one of these."
"This is the last time we do this, okay?"
"I can't believe you've never been to a funeral before, dude."
"This isn't a safe space."
"You just made a mess, bro. Clean it up."
"You are not the weirdest thing I’ve seen today."
"Nobody wants to see me behind bars."
"We're just two guys, you know, redeemed by the power of the Pineapple Express."
"Why would you hide it there?"
"We've got to keep this between us."
"I can't even hold a phone right now."
"I'm gonna get you out of this, I promise."
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"This is all very illegal."
"Your phone just got destroyed!"
"We gotta get to that weed, man!"
"You don't even know what you're doing; you're making life harder for everyone."
"It’s like a roller coaster, man!"
"You can't get too far from your roots."
"I’m not your friend, buddy. I’m not your buddy, guy. I’m not your guy, friend."
"You know what? This is like the best day of my life!"
"This is some serious shit, man. We have to go hide."
"You know what I like about you? You’re a little bit crazy."
"I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you should definitely be worried."
"I could have sworn it was clean. I’m sorry, I just... I was nervous."
"What do you want me to do? I’m not a magician!"
"No one’s ever been this angry before!"
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"In case you haven't noticed, I've got a lot of personal issues."
"I’m just trying to find the right balance in my life."
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
"Dude, you just burnt my fucking tree! I love that tree!"
"You know what's funny? Life... is a lot like a hawk."
"I wish I could be so carefree as you."
"This is out of control. This is totally out of control."
"I’m just looking for the right vibe, man."
"You know, I never really thought about it like that."
"Whatever, man. You’re the one who looks like you want to kill someone."
"I don’t want to get my hands dirty."
"You don’t need to do anything crazy. Just, like, chill out."
"This is going to be a wild ride!"
"I just hope we make it out alive."
"I'm not trying to be a hero or anything."
"Everything’s going to be fine, man!"
"You know, for a guy who's been hitting the heroin pretty hard, you’re pretty sharp."
"This is the best weed I've ever had!"
"Just chill, dude!"
"We are in way over our heads."
"I’m not a bad guy. I’m a good guy who does bad things."
"This is some serious gourmet shit."
"You know, you’re gonna have a bad trip, man, if you don’t relax."
"It’s not just a cake. It’s a fucking cake."
"I’m not a pothead. I’m a guy who wants to get high, and I want to get high now!"
"You gotta enjoy your life, man! Regardless of what happens, you gotta enjoy your life."
"Hawaii is the fifth largest island in the United States."
"Funny how being high makes you think you have special powers."
"Ever been to a weed factory? It’s the best place ever."
"I’m not scared of dying. I’m only scared of being a loser."
"What do you mean you’ve never smoked weed? How do you live?"
"That’s what I love about this job. It’s full of surprises."
"Man, that guy’s a federal officer. He’s like, all official and stuff."
"You know what I’m saying? When you’re high, you just go with it."
"You just gotta trust me on this one."
"Life's too short to be normal."
"Sometimes you just gotta live a little."
"This is how you feel when you smoke too much. You think you're doing great, but you’re not."
"It’s just part of the experience, man."
"We’re just two guys who smoke weed. What could go wrong?"
"I can’t wait to get home and get high."
"You gotta keep moving forward, Dale."
"Just be cool, okay? Like, super cool."
"Everything is better when you're high."
"The power of friendship is just as intense as the power of weed."
"Life is a party, and we are the guests."
"I'm not a bad guy. I may have done some bad things, but I'm not a bad guy."
"You know what? I think I’m just gonna get high and watch that movie instead."
"You had me at 'pussy'."
"My whole life, I've been trying to play it cool. You don't get in a situation where you lose all your cool."
"I don't know if I can handle this. It's a lot of pressure."
"If you want to be somebody's friend, you need to make your own friends."
"This is like one of those things where you remember where you were when you first heard about it."
"The weed is the candy, the candy is the weed!"
"You're not gonna kill me. You don't even know how to kill anybody."
"I love you, man. I could hug you right now."
"We’re gonna get high and save your life."
"Don't be a pussy. You gotta be a man. You gotta do what needs to be done!"
"That's the best part about being a smoker. You're always on time to the party."
"We could sell this weed. We could be rich!"
"This is a hybrid! It’s a mix of Indica and Sativa!"
"You can't just space out for twenty minutes, man."
"It's all about the experience, man. The experience of getting high."
"I mean, it's been an emotional rollercoaster."
"You wanna smoke some weed, eat some food, and look at the stars."
"Let's not be stupid. Let's be smart."
"Look, man, it’s not about doing bad stuff. It’s about having fun!"
"We definitely need to get higher! This is like, alright, I’m in the mood now."
"Dude, we just gotta hit the sweet spot."
"You think you're tough? You're not tough, man. Just chill out!"
"Sometimes you just gotta live your life."
"Life's about experiences, not material possessions."
"I’m not a gay. I’m not a gay, I’m not a gay! I’m a gay!"
"You know what? I think I'm going to smoke a bowl and get it over with."
"I feel like I'm going to be sick. But that’s in my mind, man!"
"I didn’t know you were coming over. I would have cleaned my house."
"I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about!"
"Smoke weed every day!"
"I’m just a kid with a dream."
"Sometimes you have to do things you don’t want to do."
"Everything is going to be alright."
"We’re going to make it all happen, you know?"
"You know, like, the last three days?"
"I want to smoke a huge, fat blunt!"
"You don’t have to be nice to me, dude."
"This is the weirdest thing you’ve ever done."
"Can you feel that?"
"The best pot is always hard to get."
"I’m not doing anything wrong!"
"If I worked for the CIA, I’d be dead by now!"
"It’s not a big deal; just let it be!"
"You can’t unring a bell!"
"I love this place, man."
"It’s just weed, man."
"That’s messed up, dude."
"You got to keep your game sharp!"
"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated."
"You have to be willing to risk it all!"
"Let’s go smoke a bowl!"
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