110 result(s) for Weird Quotes On Shirts.
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"Sarcastic? Me? Never."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"I'm just a cupcake in a world full of muffins."
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"I may be a handful, but at least you'll have two hands."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome."
"Don't worry, bees are just hairless cats."
"I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"If you think I'm crazy, you should meet my other personalities."
"Never trust an atom; they make up everything!"
"Follow your heart, but take your brain with you."
"Procrastinators unite... tomorrow!"
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"I don’t need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"My hobbies include eating and complaining that I'm getting fat."
"Is it too late to be good?"
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"I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition."
"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode."
"They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye."
"I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"If you think I'm strange, wait until you meet my friends."
"I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you."
"I don't need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"Creative minds are rarely tidy."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."
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"Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming."
"I'm fluent in sarcasm."
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?"
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and spiders."
"I'm not weird; I'm just a limited edition."
"It's okay to be a glowstick; sometimes, we need to break before we shine."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastination."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"My life feels like a test I didn’t study for."
"I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘cabbage’ because I don’t have any ‘stalk’!"
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"Skim milk is just water lying about being milk."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I’m a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep."
"I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing!"
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I’m an acquired taste. If you don’t like me, acquire some taste."
"I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I have a special gift for procrastination. It’s still in the mail."
"I’m not a morning person. Or a night person. There are only a few hours in the afternoon that I’m functional."
"I am on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me KitKat ads."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."
"I have a bad case of motivation; it just doesn't seem to work."
"I finally got around to reading that book you recommended. Thanks for the free paperweight!"
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'!"
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"You're never too old to take a nap."
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!"
"I'm not great at advice; can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside."
"I wish I were a unicorn, so I could stab idiots with my horn."
"I've got a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort."
"I'm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget at the same time."
"I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastinate."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I came. I saw. I made it awkward."
"If there's a will, there's a relative."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"Running late is my cardio."
"I have a sleep disorder. It’s called 'life'."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"I was gonna take over the world, but I overslept."
"I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"We're all mad here."
"Not all who wander are lost."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!"
"I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I prefer to do it later."
"There’s no 'we' in fries."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"Being on the internet is like being a kid in a candy store... on fire!"
"I finally got my act together… but I didn’t like it."
"I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition."
"It's a good day to have a good day."
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