25 result(s) for Funny Johnny Cage Quotes.
"I make 500 an hour... for autographs."
"From the set of Ninja Mime 3. It will never see the light of day."
"Did you see my last movie? It was called 'Johnny Cage Does your Taxes'. It was pretty successful. It went straight to paperback."
"I’ve won an Academy Award. What have you done?"
"These $500 sunglasses! This $300 haircut!"
"Okay, I admit it. I’m awesome."
"I practiced that one in the mirror this morning."
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"Don't you know who I am?"
"I *AM* gonna need a stunt double!"
"I'm sensing sequel."
"The name’s Cage. Johnny Cage."
"That was a 9.5. I think I can do better."
"You got Caged!"
"Now, that's what I call action!"
"Those were 500 dollar sunglasses, ASSHOLE!"
"Come on! I was about to go tanning!"
"I know you want my autograph, but after this."
"The only thing that matters is looking good, and winning fights."
"I should totally get my own reality show."
"I'm the hero of this story."
"I'm too pretty to die."
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"Alright, let's do this! For the fans!"
"I'm number one! Number one!"
"You just made the blooper reel!"
"Nailed it!"
