Memorable Quotes About Nagging Wives

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"I told my wife the truth. I said, 'I never want to leave you.' She said, 'I never want to leave you either, but I need to go to the bathroom.'"
Jim Gaffigan
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
Zsa Zsa Gabor
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
Maryon Pearson
"My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said."
Unknown
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
Anonymous
"In the end, the world will be ruled by nagging wives."
Arthur Smith
"I haven't talked to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
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"A husband is what's left of a man after the nerve has been extracted."
Helen Rowland
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
Barbara Johnson
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
Natalie Wood
"I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work."
Unknown
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
Anonymous
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
Prince Philip
"Being a husband is like being a fine wine; it gets better with age, or it gets sour."
Anonymous
"My wife never misses a chance to express her opinions. I think she was a lawyer in a past life."
Unknown
"My wife said I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort."
Unknown
"To be happy in marriage, one must choose the right partner – and an even better nag."
Attributed to Unknown
"I love my wife, but sometimes I think she’s a professional nagger."
Unknown
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
Michel de Montaigne
"A woman can change her mind quickly; a man never does. He might decide to stop it, but the mind remains the same."
Jules Renard
"I never knew what true happiness was until I married my wife. And then it was too late."
Anonymous
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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
Henry Youngman
"There are two sides to every marriage: my wife’s side and the right side."
Anonymous
"I can always tell when my wife’s mad at me. It’s when she starts talking to me again."
Unknown
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."
Albert Einstein
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
George Carlin

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