26 result(s) for Quotes About Nagging Wives.
"I told my wife the truth. I said, 'I never want to leave you.' She said, 'I never want to leave you either, but I need to go to the bathroom.'"
"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said."
"Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
"In the end, the world will be ruled by nagging wives."
"I haven't talked to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
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"A husband is what's left of a man after the nerve has been extracted."
"The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so."
"The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby."
"I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband."
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
"Being a husband is like being a fine wine; it gets better with age, or it gets sour."
"My wife never misses a chance to express her opinions. I think she was a lawyer in a past life."
"My wife said I was immature. I told her to get out of my fort."
"To be happy in marriage, one must choose the right partner – and an even better nag."
"I love my wife, but sometimes I think she’s a professional nagger."
"A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband."
"A woman can change her mind quickly; a man never does. He might decide to stop it, but the mind remains the same."
"I never knew what true happiness was until I married my wife. And then it was too late."
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"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"There are two sides to every marriage: my wife’s side and the right side."
"I can always tell when my wife’s mad at me. It’s when she starts talking to me again."
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."
"Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it."
