27 result(s) for Mocking Quotes.
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll make an exception."
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would’ve farted."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Your secrets are safe with me. I never even listen when you tell me them."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
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"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."
"I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere."
"If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet."
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I don’t know what you’re talking about, but you’re probably right."
"I'd explain it to you, but I left my English-to-dingbat dictionary at home."
"If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty."
"I’m not insulting you; I’m describing you."
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"You're like a software update. Whenever I see you, I think, 'Not now.'"
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room."
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"Your face makes my list of things I never want to see again."
"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have a high school diploma, just get a job."
"I would have given you a nasty look, but you already have one."
"I’m not short, I’m concentrated awesome."
"You're proof that even evolution makes mistakes."
"The difference between an idiot and a genius is that a genius has his limits."