25 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Male Retirement.
"I’m retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!"
"Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living."
"The question isn’t at what age I want to retire, it’s at what income."
"Retirement: where every day is a Saturday."
"I'm so busy I don't know if I ever will be able to retire."
"I’ve learned that no matter what happens, I’m going to call in sick to work tomorrow."
"At retirement, I plan to live my life like I am on vacation every day."
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"The only thing better than a good book is a good book that I can read in my pajamas all day because I’m retired."
"Retirement: when you can spend your day doing nothing and get paid for it!"
"I finally have time to pursue the things I enjoy, like napping."
"When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you."
"I’m not retiring, I’m just getting a whole new series of things to ignore."
"My wife says I’m not retiring, I’m just going to be a full-time where’s-my-lunch guy."
"Retirement: a time to do all those things you’ve never had time for… like mowing the lawn."
"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache… unless you owe money."
"Retirement is the time in your life when you should spend as much time as possible doing nothing."
"I finally found the perfect retirement job: sleeping!"
"Retirement is the only time in your life when it’s acceptable to do nothing all day, and it’s called ‘relaxing’ instead of ‘laziness.’"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"I could retire, but I like the sound of my alarm clock too much."
"Retirement is the beginning of a whole new adventure… especially if you sleep through it!"
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"I will not be retiring in the traditional sense, but in the true sense of the word, I plan to enjoy every minute of doing absolutely nothing."
"I see retirement as starting each day with two cups of coffee instead of one."
"Retirement is like a double edged sword; you get to enjoy it, but you also have to figure out how to fill your days!"
"Retirement: It’s not a final goodbye, it’s a welcome to rest and relaxation!"
