Memorable Funny Quotes About Success

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"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm."
Winston S. Churchill
"I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
Benjamin Franklin
"Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it."
Henry David Thoreau
"If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
Steven Wright
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
Will Rogers
"Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom."
George S. Patton
"The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary."
Vidal Sassoon
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"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure."
Earl Wilson
"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work."
Thomas Edison
"Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters."
Unknown
"Success is a staircase, not a doorway."
Dottie Walters
"I realized that I was just a stepping stone to success for all of my friends."
Unknown
"Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction."
Al Bernstein
"Success is like a fart. It only matters to you. It’s what you leave behind that counts."
Unknown
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
Betty Reese
"I’m a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn’t have the heart to let him down."
Abraham Lincoln
"The secret to success is to start from scratch and keep on scratching."
Dennis Green
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
Winston S. Churchill
"You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it."
Oprah Winfrey
"The only time to be positive you have a clear path is when you’re on the edge of a dark cliff."
Anonymous
"If you break your neck, if you sprain your ankle, you’re out of the game. You will lose. That’s it. That’s life. What are you gonna do about it?"
Maya Angelou
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"It’s not the winning that counts, but the taking part."
Unknown
"a winner is a dreamer who never gives up."
Nelson Mandela
"Success is like a doorbell. You have to ring it before it will open."
Unknown
"Never confuse a successful person with a lucky one."
Harold S. Geneen

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