115 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Change.
"If you think you're too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"If a dog barks at you, then it’s a good time to reflect. It only wants some attention. Change the focus back to you."
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure."
"When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
"The problem with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it."
"The hardest part of being a parent is that you never get a vacation."
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're missing the joke."
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"I can imagine a world without war, a world without hate, and a world without change – but that world is not worth living in."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"I don’t mind change. I just don’t want to be around it."
"There are two rules for success: 1. Never tell everything you know."
"I can’t wait to see what happens when I stop trying to control everything and just let life be interesting."
"The only thing I like about my job is the pay – and it’s not that great, either."
"If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you."
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"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can teach it to ignore new things."
"I didn’t change. I just found myself."
"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed."
"The only thing that is constant is change, except for vending machines."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
"People change, but the more they change, the more they stay the same."
"If you don’t like where you are, change it. You’re not a tree."
"I'm not sure if I was born to be a liberal or a conservative, but I wasn't born to be a fan of change!"
"The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom; you can’t change wisdom."
"You're only as young as you feel. If you feel like a dinosaur today, then stay away from change!"
"Why change? Everyone has a right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege."
"You must welcome change as the rule but not as your ruler."
"I've learned that change comes slowly, but it also comes unexpectedly."
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"I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination."
"Sometimes, the most productive thing you can do is relax... especially while change is underway."
"I'd tell you a joke about metamorphosis, but it would just change."
"Some people don’t like change, but you have to embrace change if the alternative is disaster."
"The sooner we learn to be jointly responsible, the better for us all. We cannot think we can bring change independently."
"What we fear doing most is usually what we most need to do."
"In order to carry a positive action, we must develop here a positive vision."
"I don't want to change the world, I just want to make it funnier."
"The only thing that stays the same is that everything changes."
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry; it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry; it'll change."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."
"We have no idea what we're doing, so let's just start doing it."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"Changing your mind is a sign of intelligence; changing your underwear is a sign of cleanliness."
"The more I read, the more I acquire, the more certain I am that I know nothing."
"I had a nightmare that I was in a room full of change. Then I woke up and it was just my pocket."
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
"Change your thoughts and you change your world – but also, change your pants sometimes."
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. Don't plan too hard; it might change!"
"Nothing is so painful to the human mind as a great and sudden change."
"I'm on the patch for turning over a new leaf, but it got caught in a gust of wind."
"Some changes look negative on the surface, but you will soon realize that space is being created in your life for something new to emerge."
"Sometimes, the best way to change is to throw your hands in the air and just roll with it."
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. If that doesn't work, leave the room."
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."
"You can’t blame gravity for falling in love, or for your health changing."
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often, but also to have fewer new bills."
"You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf – or so they tell me."
"I'm in a process of change, and change is sometimes uncomfortable. But, hey, so is sleeping on a new mattress."
"If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude."
"I wish I had a dollar for every time I had to change my mind."
"When in doubt, choose change."
"Change is like a holiday. There’s a lot of packing and unpacking when you get home."
"The only person who likes change is a wet baby."
"Why did the chameleon cross the road? To change its color!"
"If you change nothing, nothing will change."
"Change is good. You go first."
"People are always asking me when I’m going to retire. I tell them, 'I think I’ll retire when my hair turns gray.' Oh, wait a minute... that already happened!"
"Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the toilet paper."
"They say change is hard. I say change is just 'harder than staying the same'."
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"Change is like a squirrel. It’s cute until it attacks."
"You can’t have a million-dollar dream with a minimum-wage work ethic. So change up!"
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program."
"There's only one way to make a change: decide it's worth it."
"You know what they say, if you don’t like the way the world is, you have to change it – right after you make your coffee."
"Change can be scary. But in the end, it's always a funny story."
"Never be afraid of a little change. It sets the stage for laughter."
"Change happens when you least expect it... like when you open your refrigerator and find last week's leftovers!"
"Taking chances and change is like riding a roller coaster; hold on and enjoy the ride!"
"If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude."
"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
"The only thing that is constant is change."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves."
"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance."
"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry, it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry, it'll change."
"There’s nothing wrong with change, if it is in the right direction."
"Change your thoughts and you change your world."
"The measure of intelligence is the ability to change."
"Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself."
"Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don’t resist them; that only creates sorrow."
"A year from now you may wish you had started today."
"Change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and gorgeous at the end."
"The price of doing the same old thing is far higher than the price of change."
"Change your life today. Don’t gamble on the future, act now, without delay."
"To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often."
"Change brings opportunity."
"Changing your mind is a sign of intelligence, not weakness."
"Change is not a four-letter word; but often your reaction to it is!"
"Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything."
"Change before you have to."
"Sometimes change is good. Though, sometimes it's pretty bad, but never is it something to be afraid of if you're determined to roll with the punches."
"Your life doesn't get better by chance, it gets better by change."
"If you're not willing to change, then you can't have a better life."
"Don't be afraid of change, you may lose something good, but you may gain something better."
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