132 result(s) for Donnie Baker Quotes.
"I love me some good steaks, man. You can't hear a good steak."
"I'll tell you what, I could have gotten that job myself if I wanted to."
"You know how I feel about good music; I feel it's good for you."
"I've got a classic car, and it will run like a top."
"No matter where you go, you gotta be able to enjoy your life, man."
"I'll tell ya straight up, life's too short to be serious all the time."
"I got an uncle with a boat, but he never lets me take it out."
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"There's no better feeling than cracking open a cold one after a long week."
"I don’t need no fancy education to figure that out."
"I may not be the smartest guy, but I can figure out how to fix just about anything."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
"I always say, 'If you're gonna do it, do it right or don't do it at all.'"
"Life’s a heck of a ride; just hang on and enjoy it."
"You ever notice how people think they own the road?"
"I can make my own decisions and I don’t need a GPS to tell me how."
"Billboards are for selling stuff; we’re here to enjoy our lives."
"I’m all about what’s practical, man. Keep it simple."
"Trust me, I know how to get a good barbecue going."
"Sometimes I order takeout just for the fortune cookie."
"It ain’t where you come from; it's about the path you carve out."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a boat — and that's pretty close."
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"Your truck should say something about you. Mine says I’m fun."
"I like my ice cream soft and my drinks cold."
"I always roll the windows down when I drive; freedom, man."
"A good friend helps you move; a best friend helps you move the body."
"You gotta go where the good times are; don’t wait around."
"I’m not afraid of dying, I’m just afraid of not living."
"I might look stupid right now, but I'll be laughing at you in five years."
"If you can’t handle the truth, you probably shouldn’t be anywhere near me."
"I may not have the best skills, but I know how to make an impression."
"You think I got time to waste? I got stuff to do!"
"Life’s a journey, not a destination. But it sure helps if you know where you’re going."
"When in doubt, just say you did it on purpose."
"I constantly reinvent myself, it’s all part of the process."
"I’ll be out in the garage, fixing the stuff that really matters."
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"I have a saying: ‘Don’t let the haters get you down.’"
"I don’t follow trends; I set them."
"I don’t need a reason to be happy, I just am."
"You can make everything better with a plan and a little bit of elbow grease."
"I always tell people, the less they know about me, the better!"
"Sometimes you gotta let your actions speak louder than your words."
"My life is like a comedy show; it just gets better with each episode."
"If I wanted to play it safe, I’d just stay in bed all day."
"I’m not what you would call a ‘normal’ guy."
"I'm all about having a good time, and I make sure everyone around me is too."
"Life is too short to take too seriously."
"You got to live it to believe it."
"The only thing I take seriously is my humor."
"Success isn't given; it's earned, and I’ll earn it my way."
"One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, and I’m a treasure hunter."
"I do my best work when the chips are down."
"You gotta embrace who you are and let the world catch up."
"I've seen a lot of things in my life, and that was just one of them."
"You can't put a price on family, but you can charge 'em rent."
"I don't need a therapist; I have my boat."
"My dad always said, 'Don't be a jackass.' But I’m starting to think that’s just a suggestion."
"If a tree falls in the woods, I know for a fact it doesn't charge me rent."
"I don’t trust anybody who doesn’t have a dog."
"It's not a mid-life crisis; it's a mid-life awakening."
"Life’s a journey, but I’m still waiting on a GPS."
"My idea of a perfect day is anything that doesn’t involve work."
"I’m like a snowflake—I’m unique, just like everybody else."
"I tell people my past is like a GPS—always rerouting."
"You don’t have to be crazy to love fishing, but it helps."
"Man's greatest enemy is not the unknown; it’s the known they refuse to confront."
"You gotta laugh at the confusing parts of life; they keep it interesting."
"Life is like a pair of socks; sometimes it gets lost in the wash."
"I don’t sweat the small stuff; I just air-condition it."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"I’ve always believed that laughter is the best medicine, unless you need actual medicine."
"Don’t get me started on conspiracy theories; I can’t even find my pants half the time."
"Every time I hear the word 'tragedy,' I picture my hair after it rained."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade—or at least a nice cocktail."
"The best job I ever had was being my own boss. Too bad I’m terrible at it."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day."
"Common sense is like deodorant; those who need it the most never use it."
"Sometimes I think I’m a genius—and other times, I just think."
"Age is just a number, but some numbers are more fun than others."
"I swear to God, I ain't lying!"
"I got a special connection with my mama; she’s always been there for me."
"You know what I’m sayin’? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
"I’ll tell you what, nobody knows how to make a great sale better than me."
"If it’s on the internet, it has to be true!"
"I keep it real, keep it honest, and most importantly, keep it entertaining!"
"Let me tell you something; a little bit of humor goes a long way."
"With a little bit of effort, you can make anything work!"
"I got a great memory—just ask my fish!"
"I’ve tried and failed, but I’ve never once regretted trying."
"If you can laugh at yourself, you’ll always find happiness!"
"I ain't never met a stranger; just people I haven't talked to yet!"
"When in doubt, just wing it."
"My life is like a box of donuts—full of sweetness and surprises!"
"You gotta live life to the fullest; you only get one shot!"
"I like to believe that laughter is the best medicine!"
"Success is just one more fail away!"
"There’s nothing better than a good joke and a road trip!"
"If we’re not laughing, we’re not living!"
"Everyone loves a good story; you gotta have the right twist!"
"My wife says I’m full of hot air—I call it enthusiasm!"
"You know it’s a big deal if I start talking about my fishin’ spots!"
"It’s not where you go, but who you’re with that counts!"
"Life’s too short to be serious; let’s have some fun!"
"Sometimes you gotta take the scenic route!"
"You can’t put a price on laughter!"
"I’ve had to deal with a lot of things in my life, you know? Like instead of going to therapy, I just go fishing."
"If I had a dime for every time I heard something that stupid, I’d have a dime."
"You don’t need a parachute to skydive. You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"If you ain’t first, you’re last."
"You can’t fix stupid, but you can put a sticker on it."
"That’s like calling a plumber because your toilet won’t flush, just to find out he’s not any good at it."
"I don’t run away from things. I run toward them."
"A little elbow grease never hurt nobody."
"Life’s too short not to live with a little adventure."
"Just because you think you might’ve seen something, doesn’t mean it’s real."
"I told my wife I wanted to be cremated. She made me an appointment."
"Don’t judge a book by its movie."
"You can’t take life too seriously; it’s not like you’re getting out alive."
"Have you ever been so wrong that you’re right?"
"Everybody knows something you don’t know!"
"The only thing blowing here is this microwave oven."
"Sometimes you just gotta lick the stamp and send it."
"The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue."
"You gotta see it to believe it, unless you can’t see it."
"I’ve seen some things that would make a cat laugh."
"If you don’t understand what I’m saying, I don’t want to explain it to you."
"The only time I’m not funny is when I’m working."
"It’s not about how fast you get there, it’s about how much you enjoy the ride."
"Fishin’ is like fun for your mind."
"Life is just one big episode of the 'Twilight Zone'."
"Winning is an easy thing to do if you’re already winning."
"You gotta keep a sharp knife in the game."
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