Memorable Funny Quotes About Reading

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"I cannot remember the books I’ve read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I think books are like people, in the sense that they’ll turn on you if you turn your back on them."
John Green
"Books are a uniquely portable magic."
Stephen King
"A room without books is like a body without a soul."
Marcus Tullius Cicero
"I enjoy reading a book in which I can hear the voice of an author making fun of their own writing."
David Sedaris
"Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are."
Mason Cooley
"If you don’t like to read, you haven’t found the right book."
J.K. Rowling
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"I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth—and my books are certainly a part of that truth."
Nora Roberts
"The first thing you see is the title and you think, 'I’m smarter than that', but then you have to actually read the book."
Terry Pratchett
"Books are a way to escape into another world where the bad guys win and the good guys lose and nobody cares because it’s just a story."
Tom Holt
"A book is a gift you can open again and again."
Garrison Keillor
"I read to know I’m not alone."
C.S. Lewis
"Sometimes, you just need to push the reset button and read a book."
Nicolas Sparks
"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
Mark Twain
"I always get the feeling that there’s a book just waiting for me to read it."
Unknown
"I like to think of books as friends that you haven’t met yet."
Maya Angelou
"I do believe something very magical can happen when you read a good book."
J.K. Rowling
"If my books can inspire someone, then I am happy."
E.L. Doctorow
"A book is like a garden carried in the pocket."
Chinese Proverb
"I love to read. I can lose myself in a book for hours, and it feels like I'm taking a vacation."
Iyanla Vanzant
"Reading is the sole means by which we can talk to the dead."
J.K. Rowling
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"A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jaquen H’ghar. The man who never reads lives only one."
George R.R. Martin
"I read books, but my books also read me."
Unknown
"Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers."
Charles W. Eliot
"Reading can be a form of therapy where the only side effects are happiness and laughter."
Unknown
"When I read, my entire world expands and the laughter follows me, unlike the bills that seem to pile up."
Unknown

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