77 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Being Nice.
"Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down."
"I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception."
"People who are nice have a very special talent for finding out the exact spot that annoys you."
"A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person."
"Everyone is a friend until they act like one."
"If you can't be kind, at least be quiet."
"Sometimes I wonder if I’m too nice. Then I remember that they’re probably all bastards."
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"Kindness is free, but it’s not easy to give away unless you think twice."
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised mother-in-law."
"I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Be nice to the nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
"I’m not sure if you’re trying to be nice or if you’re just trying to get something."
"People who think they know everything are really annoying to those of us who do."
"I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one."
"Keep the smile, leave the tension. My past is not your future."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. So, be nice to food."
"Being nice is not a crime, but they should definitely put it on a warrant just in case."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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"My love language is food. Be nice and feed me."
"Nice is a four-letter word. And so is love, but love is never just nice."
"There's nothing wrong with being nice, but it's best done when you can afford to be mean."
"If you’re not nice, you might just find yourself all alone, with your schemes and plans."
"I'm not nice. I'm just always this way."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t make you a hypocrite. It means you are mature enough to control your emotions."
"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong."
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
"You can’t make everybody happy. You’re not a taco."
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"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"Some people bring happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If you don’t have anything nice to say, say it all over social media."
"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. Scratch where it itches."
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about."
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy-saving mode."
"People are like clouds. Some bring rain, others bring sunshine."
"Smile, it irritates people."
"I finally decided on a major: I’m going to be a professional daydreamer."
"I think it's nice that we have a world where people can be nice."
"Always be nice to your coworkers. You never know when you'll need to borrow a few of their nice qualities."
"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one."
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight, unless you’re at a dentist's office."
"Nice is good, but it’s not enough."
"Being nice is like a snowball: the more you roll it, the bigger it gets!"
"If you’re nice to someone, they might just be nice back. Then you can form a mutual admiration society."
"Nice people are just people who are too nice to say no."
"It's not that I'm so smart; it's just that I stay with problems longer, unless someone is being really nice, then I might just go for pizza."
"Being nice is like a boomerang: it always comes back to you, but it might hit you in the head first."
"I can be nice, but only when I'm not being interrupted."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. Just remember that sometimes friends need some nice space!"
"I told my kids I would like them to eat nice things like fruits and vegetables, but they are determined to stick to sweets. Maybe I should be nicer."
"Being nice keeps me out of trouble, or at least it makes me think I’m out of trouble."
"If you can’t be nice, at least be funny. That's my motto."
"Nice guys finish last. But that’s okay; they probably didn’t have a sprinting strategy anyway."
"Nice people are just kind-hearted people at a crossroads. Let’s hope they take the right turn!"
"Being nice isn’t a sign of weakness, just a natural gift. Unless you're on the wrong side of a coffee break!"
"You can never be overdressed or over-educated, but you can be overdressed to be nice."
"Be nice to everyone you meet; they are all fighting a battle you know nothing about, but especially be nice to the ones carrying coffee!"
"Honestly, if I didn’t have to be nice to people, I could get a lot more done. Just saying!"
"I find being nice is often interpreted as being weak. If only they knew how strong my patience really is!"
"You cannot be nice if you live in a glass house— except during a break-up!"
"Being nice is important, but sarcasm is a necessary spice of life!"
"Be nice! You never know when you’ll need a favor from someone you might have upset!"
"Being nice to others is like giving them a reason to do nice things for you, unless they’re working on a deadline."
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