26 result(s) for Funny And Creative Quotes.
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I can’t believe I said that. I was being sarcastic!"
"I always give 100% at work: 10% on Monday, 25% on Tuesday, 50% on Wednesday, 75% on Thursday, and 90% on Friday."
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
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"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
"Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese."
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I would like to be known as a guy who didn’t take himself too seriously."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
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"The only thing better than a friend is a friend with chocolate."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. I want to be in the club that pays you for doing what you love."
"It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end."
"I don’t suffer from insanity— I enjoy every minute of it."
