27 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Candy And The Office.
"I love candy. I love chocolate. I can't get enough of them. I mean, I could be healthier, but why? I work in an office. And life is too short to deny yourself candy."
"A balanced diet is having a candy bar in each hand."
"When I’m in the office, every hour is happy hour as long as there’s candy."
"I told my boss I needed a raise because I was feeling a little 'bar' and needed some 'choco-late' motivation."
"If you want to make your boss happy, bring candy! They don’t even put it in the budget for praise."
"Chocolate: the only thing at the office that can stop a meeting in its tracks."
"Some people call it stress eating. I call it office bonding when I share my candy."
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"Why do they call it office candy? Because ‘distraction’ just doesn’t sound as sweet."
"Caffeine and sugar: the office duo that makes the impossible possible."
"A day without candy in the office is like a day without sunshine."
"The problem with the candy bowl is that it’s a great motivator until the boss walks in."
"In the office, candy is like a motivational speaker – it inspires us to keep going even when the going gets tough."
"Office sweets are like work friends, they're always there when you need a little pick-me-up."
"Caution: Office candy may cause creativity explosions."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy candy, and that's pretty close in the office."
"Never underestimate the power of candies to resolve conflicts in the office."
"The secret to a happy workplace is a steady supply of candy!"
"Chocolate is the best type of office supply."
"Stop working and eat candy! Productivity can take a break."
"In this office, candy is not a treat, it’s a necessity."
"Why did the office worker bring a ladder to work? To reach the candy jar on the top shelf!"
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"I’m on a candy diet. I only eat it when I’m working."
"The best part of my job? The candy stash in the break room."
"Sugar is the best fuel for office productivity."
"Candy is my co-pilot in all office meetings."
"I work to eat candy, not the other way around."
"Don’t worry, I work better under pressure... and with gummy bears."
