26 result(s) for Quotes About Sarcasm From Less Senior Coworkers.
"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but the highest form of intelligence."
"I can't help but notice that you always manage to find a way to not help."
"I am not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"Oh, I’m sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?"
"I’m not saying I’m the best, but I’m definitely in the top one."
"I thought I had a handle on life, but then I realized I was just holding a shovel."
"If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been right, I could buy us all lunch."
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"I don’t have the energy to pretend that I like you today."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
"I’m not ignoring you. I’m just giving you a chance to reflect on what you just said."
"I would agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I’d explain it to you, but I left my English-to-Dingbat dictionary at home."
"I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there."
"I’m really glad we had this conversation. I’m sure it had a point somewhere in it."
"I don’t have an attitude problem; I have an 'I don’t like you' problem."
"I have plenty of ideas. Just none that will require me to run around."
"Oh, you’re back? I didn’t know you were gone."
"I’m not being sarcastic – that’s just my natural tone."
"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
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"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"I’m busy right now, strategizing my next nap."
"It’s a shame you can’t put your experience on a resume."
"I’m not a procrastinator; I’m just extremely patient."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
