26 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Engineers Who Raise Chickens.
"The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to put chickens in our engineering plans."
"Why did the engineer raise chickens? To get better at handling eggs-pectations!"
"Engineers are like chickens: They often process things in one way before they lay it all out for everyone else."
"Chickens are just like engineers. They both have to do a lot of clucking before they can get where they want to go."
"I told my engineer friend I was raising chickens. He said, 'Sounds like a real peck of a project!'"
"An egg a day keeps the engineer happy!"
"Sometimes I think of engineering like raising chickens: It’s mostly about keeping things from getting too coop-ed up."
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"Engineering is all about solving problems and raising chickens is about creating them... at least until dinner!"
"An engineer once told me that raising chickens is just like mechanical engineering: it involves a lot of moving parts!"
"Why do engineers make great chicken farmers? Because they know how to build a better coop!"
"I’m not saying I’m an engineer who raises chickens, but my plans always come with a little extra peck!"
"An engineer’s workday might be chaotic, but at least their chicken layout has a solid structure!"
"To an engineer, a chicken is an egg with a well-defined structure."
"Raising chickens is like engineering: you often end up with more solutions than problems."
"Why did the engineer start with chickens? To hatch a brilliant idea!"
"If you think engineering is hard, try raising chickens! It's all about finding a balance between egg-citement and egg-haustion."
"Engineers and chickens have one thing in common: both come with a lot of pecking order."
"Behind every successful engineer raising chickens is a good coop design."
"They say engineers can fix anything: give them a chicken and they’ll turn it into an egg-producing machine!"
"Raising chickens is a low-tech job; engineers prefer high-tech egg-laying devices!"
"The best engineers are those who know how to count their chickens before they hatch."
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"Why do engineers and chickens get along? Because they both like to wing it from time to time!"
"In the world of engineering, there's always time for a quick cluck break!"
"For an engineer, raising chickens is just another project; the eggs are just a bonus!"
"They say engineers have a knack for problem-solving; wait until they’re faced with a chicken that won’t lay an egg!"
"The engineer’s motto: 'If at first you don’t succeed, try again until your chickens start laying!' "