96 result(s) for Humor Quotes.
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, dreams are forever."
"I love people who can make me laugh, when I don't even want to smile."
"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."
"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."
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"There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor."
"Humor is the spiciest condiment in the feast of existence."
"Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is by far the best ending for one."
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh."
"Imagination was given to a man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
"Life is better when you're laughing."
"A good laugh heals a lot of hurts."
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
"Humor is humanity's common bond."
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever."
"Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully."
"Humor is the affectionate communication of insight."
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything."
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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested, and the frog dies of it."
"Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart, because who doesn't like to laugh?"
"You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance."
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"Why don't we use fireworks more often? They're like glitter for the sky."
"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."
"You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club."
"Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it."
"Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
"The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills."
"Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain."
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
"Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor, it just isn't funny anymore."
"There is no defense against adverse fortune which is so effectual as an habitual sense of humor."
"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
"Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it."
"Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere."
"The secret source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."
"You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh."
"The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow."
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
"A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done."
"Comedy is acting out optimism."
"Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood."
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."
"Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility."
"A good laugh is sunshine in a house."
"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing."
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
"Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs."
"Laughter is the fireworks of the soul."
"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person. ― Audrey Hepburn"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ― Mallory Hopkins"
"I think the key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. ― Diego Val"
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever. ― Walt Disney"
"Humor is just another defense against the universe. ― Mel Brooks"
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it. ― Bill Cosby"
"Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life – looking for a reason to laugh is necessary. A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times. ― Steve Goodier"
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you. ― Oscar Wilde"
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anybody else to feel like that. ― Robin Williams"
"A day without laughter is a day wasted. ― Charlie Chaplin"
"A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ― Hugh Sidey"
"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. ― Lord Byron"
"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. ― Dr. Seuss"
"From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. ― Dr. Seuss"
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ― Victor Hugo"
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. ― E. B. White"
"Life is better when you're laughing. ― Unknown"
"A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. ― Madeleine L'Engle"
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ― Woody Allen"
"Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. ― Mort Walker"
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