108 result(s) for Quotes About Being Drunk.
"The best beer in the world is the beer you drink with your friends."
"I am going to get it drunk and put it on the wagon."
"The first sip of beer is the most beautiful thing in the world."
"I only drink to make me look good. So, drink or don’t drink, I am good looking."
"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat. It makes you lean... against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."
"If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt."
"There are no bad beers, only some are better than others."
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"A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"Time flies when you're having rum."
"I don’t drink anymore. I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle."
"I drink therefore I am."
"In wine, there's truth."
"Great people are formed in wine and fortune."
"There’s a fine line between drinking a lot and being a drunk."
"I only drink on two occasions: when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"I only drink to make other people look better."
"The sober man has no secrets. The drunken man tells them all."
"The hangover is the wrath of grapes."
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"I drink to make other people less boring."
"You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning."
"The first drink is for me, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies."
"A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts."
"Drunkenness is nothing but a long, resigned sigh."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"There are two kinds of people in this world: people who love to drink, and people who don’t drink. I am of the first kind."
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
"A man is never drunk if he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
"I cannot drink alcohol. It makes me feel too good."
"It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the drunkenness."
"I get more inspiration from a glass of whiskey than from all the books in the world."
"Drunkenness is temporary suicide."
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"Good people drink good beer."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"The chief function of a bar should be to make its guests feel better."
"I thought I was a bad drunk until I realized that I was a good drunk—just bad at it."
"I’ll never stop drinking; I can give it up any time I want."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"The first cocktail was made by a bartender named Jerry Thomas in 1862. He was also known as the father of mixology."
"I only drink to forget... things."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Drinking gives one a very clear sense of one’s identity."
"Sometimes when I’m drunk, I have a ridiculous sense of humor and I laugh at everything."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"I never met a man I didn’t like – except when I was drunk."
"Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can’t remember anything."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"There are two kinds of people in the world: the ones who love whiskey and the ones who don’t."
"The best beer is the one we drink together."
"In wine, there is truth. In beer, there is strength. In water, there is bacteria."
"A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on."
"I'm not really a drinker. I only drink when I am thirsty."
"Drinking is a way of finding peace in the storm."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"The worst vice is advice."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"One drink is too many for me and a thousand is not enough."
"I only drink beer on two occasions: when I’m thirsty and when I’m not."
"Drunkenness is nothing but a voluntary madness."
"There’s a fine line between drinking too much and drinking too little."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"The good thing about wine, is that it makes me feel like I want to drink more wine."
"Sometimes when I’m drunk, I get the urge to send a text to my ex – and then I see that it only happened once."
"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"It’s not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess."
"There are two kinds of people: those who love to drink and those who are wrong."
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
"The only thing worse than a man who drinks too much is a man who drinks too little."
"I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem!"
"There's no such thing as a bad beer. It's not a bad beer, it's just a beer that you don't like."
"What happens at happy hour, stays at happy hour."
"I drink to forget. Forget what, I don't remember."
"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die."
"When in doubt, drink!"
"People who drink to drown their sorrows should be told that sorrows know how to swim."
"A little bit of liquor is worth a lot of painting."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"I get a kick out of being inebriated."
"Time flies when you’re having rum."
"Drinking is a way of forgetting the things you never knew."
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
"I love to live a little, to drink a little, to eat a little, to laugh a little."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"The best beer in the world is the one you are drinking."
"There is no such thing as a bad drink."
"Save water, drink beer."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"In wine, there is truth."
"I never drink water. That is the stuff that rusts pipes."
"Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"One drink is too many and a thousand is never enough."
"The first night he drank, there was a flood."
"There are two kinds of people: those who drink to forget, and those who drink to remember."
"A man who lies about drinking is a man who drinks all the time."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"Sometimes when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Linda, you should have remained a virgin.'"
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
"I drink because I’m unhappy, and unhappy because I drink."
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