67 result(s) for Betty White Quotes.
"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding."
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"I don't know where the fun is, but I am positive it's not at a dinner table!"
"I truly believe that animal people are the best people. They're more compassionate, they're more understanding, and they're more giving."
"Why would I want to go out with someone who's not as impressive as my dogs?"
"You're never too old for anything."
"The minute you learn to love yourself, you would not want to be anybody else."
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"I have no regrets at all. None."
"Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts."
"I consider myself a word therapist and a one-line psychiatrist!"
"Forgiving is giving up! Giving up resentment, giving up the desire to punish and giving up on the hope of getting even."
"Why retire from something if you're loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you're blessed with another group of people to work with and giving you a whole new perspective on life?"
"You're never too old for anything. I bet you, I can do anything. I can sing, I can dance, I can show you all a good time."
"Why do people say, 'Grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
"I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I'm up and down those stairs forgettin' what I went for."
"It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver."
"Humor can get you through anything."
"I'm a health nut. My favorite food is hot dogs with french fries. And my exercise: I have a two-story house and a very bad memory."
"Once you start laughing, you start healing."
"My mother always used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
"The bottom line is, it's just television. It's not rocket science. I know I'm not going to change anybody's life, so just have fun."
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"One of the most important things is to laugh with someone. One of the things that is so great is to really share humor."
"I think older women still have a full life. Just because you're 62, you don't have to give up."
"Having an animal in your life makes you a better human."
"It's better to be sometimes wrong than just to give up and wait for other people to fix it."
"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really want to get tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
"I don't know where I learned elephants like their tongues used to be scratch more than caviar."
"The world is going to hell in a handbasket, but it sure is fun riding down."
"I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot. Or maybe it's just the hot flashes."
"I just make it my business to get along with people, so I can have fun. It's that simple."
"Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not."
"I think older women still have a full life. You should be able to flirt all you want at your age. You've always got it, as far as I'm concerned."
"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, and don't mess with Mr. In-between."
"You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal."
"Don't try to be young. Just open your mind. Stay interested in stuff. There are so many things I won't live long enough to find out about, but I'm still curious about them."
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"It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes, it can be a lifesaver."
"I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age, there aren't that many left!"
"I have a two-story house and a one-story mind. The one-story is very basic. It's made up of a lot of animal stories."
"I think a lot of people like hidden-camera shows where they think they're spying on somebody who doesn't know they're looking at them. And nobody takes it seriously - you either enjoy it and get a laugh out of the reactions or not."
"A lady likes to be complimented on her looks, her eyes, her figure. But the personality comments are much appreciated."
"I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the Morris Animal Foundation since the '70s. We're a health organization. We fund campaign health studies for dogs, cats, lizards and wildlife. I've worked with the L.A. Zoo for about the same length of time. I get my animal fixes!"
"Laughter is the key to longevity."
"You can lie to anyone in the world, but you can't lie to yourself."
"I've had it with people who think you're crazy if you're single and living alone. Of course, now that I've talked about it, I'm at an age when I can do what I want. But at one time, I was going to marry at 18. My life has taken me down a different path, and obviously, I have found my bliss with animals."
"One of my favorites is an old baseball show called 'The Game of the Week.' They all had these beautiful fields. I used to watch these baseball games, especially when it was Rusty Staub or Willie Mays."
"My mother used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding."
"I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple."
"The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana."
"I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet."
"Why retire from something if you're loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you can do it at something you're not committing to day after day after day?"
"I just appreciate being alive and healthy and I'm able to spend this year with my friends and family."
"I'm a teenager trapped in an old body."
"I may be a senior, but so what? I'm still hot."
"If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble."
"Old age is not for sissies."
"I love to talk about the importance of enjoying what you do. I think that has a lot to do with making the world and the people around you more beautiful."
"I'm a teeny-bopper trapped in a senior body."
"Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way."
"I just make it my business to get along with people. That's what it's all about."
"I think everybody needs to see that you can't take everything so seriously, and you need to have some fun."
"Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do."
"I was raised with the notion that it was ok to ask for a nickel if you needed it, but better not ask for more if you don't"
"I get bored easily, which makes me do things that are inherently interesting so that I'm not bored."
"The person who makes waves doesn't have any control over the horrific amount of water that's around him. There's no way you can control that amount of water."
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby: awkwardly and often with a great deal of mess."
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