25 result(s) for Comedians Quotes.
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
"I always wanted to be a stand-up comedian. I was a sickly, skinny kid, and I didn't want to get beat up."
"I think the purpose of comedy is to reflect back to people the things they find difficult to deal with."
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"I don't like to do anything that's mean-spirited. I just don't find it funny."
"Stand-up is the only comedy form that's truly democratic. Because you get instant results. If people aren't laughing, you know you're not funny."
"The secret of comedy is surprise."
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"I'm not a comedian. I'm a humorist."
"I'm not funny. What I am is brave."
"I love to laugh. It's the only way to live. Enjoy each day."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you're a mile away and you have his shoes."
"I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it's like to feel absolutely worthless."
"If you don't know the blues... there's no point in picking up the guitar and playing rock and roll or any other form of popular music."
"My parents couldn't afford a pony, so they gave me a sense of humor."
"I want people to be more open and tolerant. I think that being funny is a good way to get there."
"A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast."
"I'm not an actress. I'm a personality."
"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
"There's no such thing as a good joke. That's why I tell so many."
"I always say, if you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you."
"I like to make people laugh, because what’s so funny about life?"
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"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh, at yourself."
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
"I'm not a very good comedian. I can only think of one joke at a time."
"I've had bad times, but my optimistic outlook has pulled me through."
